Some schmuck was arrested on a Southwest flight from Austin to Dallas after he repeatedly refused to turn off his cell phone in flight. After a flight attendant asked him to get off the phone, he turned to her and said, “Kiss my ass.” He was cited for disorderly conduct.
Read the Rest of the Story: Passenger Arrested for Using Cell Phone on FlightAs my mother reads this website, I’ll just say this: A woman is suing American Airlines because the passenger in the seat next to her was doing something to himself that people typically don’t do in public and the resulting aftermath was reminiscent of a scene in There’s Something About Mary. American denies responsibility, though [...]
Read the Rest of the Story: Woman Sues American Airlines After Man, Uh, Commits Act of Onanism in Seat Next to Her(Thanks - I think - to Today in the Sky for this…)
A Brazilian woman on her way to Italy was stopped by baggage control in Munich when they found a human skeleton in her luggage. After some discussion, it was determined that the skeleton was the remains of her brother, whose last wish was to [...]
A Texas man was sentenced to 10 months in prison after a drunken incident on a JetBlue flight from Houston to JFK. Jose Roman, Jr, got drunk and was refused additional drinks when he asked flight attendants for them. So far, so good. He then got rather belligerent, freaked out on the flight attendants, and, [...]
Read the Rest of the Story: Do Not, Repeat, Do Not Get Drunk and Make Death Threats on a JetBlue FlightFor the second time in as many years, a German traveler headed to Sydney, Australia, mistakenly bought a ticket to Sidney, Montana, and landed in the small outpost before realizing what was going on. How someone could end up on a prop plane from Seattle and think that they’ll continue flying 7,000 miles is [...]
Read the Rest of the Story: German Tourist Lands in Sidney, Montana, not Sydney, AustraliaA male passenger on a United flight from Washington to Seattle last week was arrested for groping the woman in the seat next to him while she slept. The two had been chatting, but the woman dozed off (must have been scintillating conversation) and while she slept, the man decided that was a great time [...]
Read the Rest of the Story: Please Keep Your Pants in Their Full and Upright Position(via Jaunted)
A man was arrested at Dallas/Fort Worth airport after police found him sitting on an American Eagle jetbridge covered in salad dressing. He also didn’t notice that he was missing a shoe.
A quick investigation found that he had spent the day drinking vodka at an airport watering hole.
An irate passenger at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport was handcuffed and placed in a holding cell on Friday after she screamed at a customer service agent in the airport. Police went to check on her soon after and found that she had died in the cell. Cops think she may have choked herself to death [...]
Read the Rest of the Story: Woman Dies While in Custody at Phoenix AirportA passenger on a Spirit Airlines flight from Lima, Peru to LaGuardia (connecting in Fort Lauderdale) was caught hiding a monkey in ponytail (that’s not a euphemism…he actually had a monkey under his ponytail). During the flight to LaGuardia the monkey got loose from the ponytail (where he must have been hanging out for 7 [...]
Read the Rest of the Story: Spirit Airlines: Please Do Not Hide Your Monkey in Your PonytailTwo separate incidents involving three drunk passengers forced a Pulkovo Airlines plane to make an emergency landing shortly after taking off from St. Petersburg on its way to Turkey. Drunk man number one reportedly slapped a female passenger sitting next to him after she declined his romantic advances. The second set of drunks got into [...]
Read the Rest of the Story: Three Drunk Passengers Force Emergency Landing in Russia