Dog Poop Causes US Airways Plane to Divert to Kansas City

A US Airways flight from Los Angeles to Philadelphia diverted to Kansas City after a large dog thrice pooped in the aisle, emitting a smell that was unbearable for passengers.

Passengers reported that flight attendants had run out of paper towels after the second mid-aisle pooping, and the smell was overpowering. The pilot decided that an emergency landing in Kansas City was the best option.

The plane had already been delayed 2 hours on the tarmac at LAX prior to its departure.


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