United: We Have Successfully Destroyed the Environment With Our Old Coffee Cups, So Now It’s Time to Move On to Different Cups

Let me ask you a couple of questions: - Are you one of the millions of people who choose their airline based on the cups in which their beverages are served? - Do you love your piping hot beverage served in a styrofoam cup? Well, if you answered yes to that second question you’ve got a decision to make: United Airlines has announced that it will no longer serve coffee (or tea!) in styrofoam cups (like it’s 1973), and will be switching to – wait for it, beverage lovers – insulating InCycle® cup, manufactured by Washington-based technology company MicroGREEN, which is made from 50% recycled materials, and is, itself, 100% recyclable. cup Yep, that’s it. It holds hot beverages, cold beverages, lukewarm beverages, beverages of indeterminate temperature – and everything in between! In the United Club (where it debuts this month), you can fill it with those little cheese crackers and yogurt-covered raisins (where available). If you’re not in a Club, you can fill it with all of the extra miles you’ll need to fly anywhere now that they’ve devalued their award chart. Your choice! If you love styrofoam, I suggest getting a bunch of flights in before Mid-March, when they roll out the new cup in the skies.

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4 comments on this post.
  1. Rob:

    Any chance we can get your top 5 Airline Lounge Coffee cups?

    And how will this United “enhancement” affect the rankings?

  2. Jared Blank:

    I just spend 350,000 Ultimate Rewards points to visit 5 lounges in Burundi. I’ll have a list for you next week.

  3. Guido:

    But if I give up my styrofoam cups the tree-huggers will win! Please tell me UA partners still have eco-destroying cups. I’d gladly pay 100,000 more miles to do my part in destroying the Earth.

  4. Grant:

    Breaking news!

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