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New Starwood Benefits in Haiku Form

Oh sure, you can read about the new Starwood benefits in longform at any blog. But you came to OTR because you wanted to read about those benefits in haiku form. Who has time for more than 17 syllables these days? (And who knew I would spell syllable correctly the first time I typed it???)

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  1. Uh oh. “Coffee and Toast, and Suites” – 6 syllables, n’est-ce pas?
    NB

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