Just wanted to post a quick roundup of the changes TSA has announced now that Osama Bin Laden is dead.:
– Threat level now pink.
– TSA will hand out free water before going through security, because who’s going to use water to blow up the plane now?
– Will only give full pat-down to 50% of 3-year-olds
– Guns made of 3 ounces of gel are now permitted.
– Ernst & Young Consultant Osama Ben Laden of Towson, Maryland, will once again be able to fly.
– Leave laptops in your bag, or take them out – it’s up to you!