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TSA Announces Post-Bin Laden Changes

Just wanted to post a quick roundup of the changes TSA has announced now that Osama Bin Laden is dead.:

– Threat level now pink.

– TSA will hand out free water before going through security, because who’s going to use water to blow up the plane now?

– Will only give full pat-down to 50% of 3-year-olds

– Guns made of 3 ounces of gel are now permitted.

– Ernst & Young Consultant Osama Ben Laden of Towson, Maryland, will once again be able to fly.

– Leave laptops in your bag, or take them out – it’s up to you!

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  1. Thanks for this funny-I needed a good laugh on this Monday morning!

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