(Thanks to Joey and Doug, and everybody else, for sending me this…)
You’re going to hear about this elsewhere, but in case you haven’t yet, this will be the oddest airline story of the year: A flight attendant working a JetBlue flight from Pittsburgh to JFK, got into a disagreement with a passenger, then, upon landing, cursed at the passenger over the PA system, grabbed a beer, activated the emergency chute, and slid down it. The whole thing apparently started when the passenger was getting a bag from the overhead bin, and it hit the flight attendant in the head. The passenger refused to apologize. The rest is (or will be) history. I especially like the grabbing a beer part.