Saudi newlyweds, returning from their honeymoon in Malaysia, are splitting up after the husband left his wife in a Kuala Lumpur airport and boarded his flight home without her. Why? Because he felt she had spent too much time in the bathroom. Although no one knows how long she was using the facilities, the husband felt it was too long, and he was tired of waiting. He then decided the best decision would be to simply board his flight without her. On his way back home from his honeymoon.
The bride has demanded a divorce.
(Thanks to Airline Route Updates for the heads up)