US Airways, which was supposed to deliver an order of live fish to a pet store in Philadelphia, mistakenly delivered an order of dead person to a pet store in Philadelphia. The airline was supposed to be bringing the remains of mailman Jon Kenoyer to a research company outside the city (he had donated his body to science), but due to a mixup, sent the body to Pets Plus in Philly. Workers at the store realized that the 8-foot coffin was not, in fact, a bunch of fish (whew!), as they would’ve been surprised when they dumped his body in the fish tank and he did not swim.
The fish, which did not get delivered, are presumed to now be dead. Mr. Kenoyer is presumed to still be dead.