Archive for July 2008

When LaGuardia Is and Isn’t The Same as Newark

Jul 31st, 2008 | By Jared Blank

No stories from us on Friday as we head to beautiful, incredibly-hard-to-get-to Springfield Illinois.
My only airline-related note about this trip is that I am flying American out of Newark on a reward ticket and I wanted to change my flight to depart from LaGuardia (American allows you to change reward tickets for free if you’re [...]

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Delta Changes Award Structure, Pisses On You & Calls It Rain (Or Something)

Jul 31st, 2008 | By Jared Blank

Delta has changed their frequent flyer program to a new 3-tiered system that, as you probably guessed by now, does not mean you’ll be using fewer miles for award tickets (details here).  In short:  they’ve added a 3rd tier that now has last-seat availability for 30-50% more miles than the old top tier.  If you’re [...]

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Delta Flight Attendant Finds Passenger in Bathroom (Dead, Not Using the Bathroom)

Jul 30th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

Flight attendants on a Delta from from LA to Atlanta this morning noticed that the restroom door was locked when they were landing.  This is usually not a good sign.  They discovered that a passenger had died in the bathroom during the flight.  Luckily Delta only charges a fee for the second dead passenger.

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Did Delta Make a Woman Crawl to Her Connecting Flight?

Jul 30th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

I have no idea whether this is true, and something about it smells funny, but in this post from the Consumerist, a Delta passenger with muscular dystrophy says that Delta employees made her crawl off a plane to make her connection because a wheelchair couldn’t be located.  Dunno…

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Jerry Lewis: Yes, That Is a Gun in My Luggage, and I’m Happy to See You

Jul 29th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

(Thanks, D-Lux):
Jerry Lewis was passing through airport security in Las Vegas on Friday when authorities discovered an unloaded gun in his luggage.  The comic said that the firearm wasn’t his, as the bag was occasionally used by other members of his family.  He then told TSA agents 5 1/2 hours of stories about how much [...]

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OpenSkies Drops Coach, Increases Prem+ Cabin

Jul 29th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

OpenSkies has decided to drop its small (and kinda sad) coach cabin and replace those 30 seats with 12 (quite nice) Prem+ seats for its flights to Paris and Amsterdam.  Their 757s will now hold 64 passengers.  On the plus side, I wouldn’t be shocked if those Prem+ seats are available at a nice sale [...]

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Yes, Those Emirates A380s Will Have Showers

Jul 29th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

When airplane manufacturers show off their new models, they often include bells and whistles that will never actually make it in the air (piano lounge, bowling alley, whatever).  But Emirates just announced that its A380s will actually have showers for first class passengers.  The showers provide 5 minutes of showering time each.  The perk will [...]

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Delta Passengers Stranded on Plane for 7 Hours

Jul 29th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

You probably thought the days of 7-hour onboard delays were over.  You were thinking wrong.  Passengers were stranded on a Delta flight from Las Vegas to JFK on Sunday for about 6 hours when the captain told them that they would not be taking off that day.  It then took another hour to get everyone [...]

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More Drunks Try to Open Airplane Doors

Jul 28th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

Two British women on an XL Airways flight from Kos, Greece, to Manchester were arrested after they attacked a flight attendant with a vodka bottle and tried to open the cabin door while screaming, “I need some fresh air.”  The two were arrested (to the cheers of other passengers) when their plane was diverted to [...]

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Virgin America Launches “Main Cabin Select” (aka, Exit Rows)

Jul 28th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

Following in JetBlue’s footsteps, Virgin America has launched what it’s calling “Main Cabin Select” – you may know it as, “we’re going to charge you for exit rows and bulkheads.” Oh, they’ll also throw in free food and movies. No word on pricing yet, but I’ll assume it’ll be similar to JetBlue – [...]

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