TSA Screener to Sick Teen: Screw You (In so many words…)

Mar 12th, 2008 | By Jared Blank

A TSA screener at Orlando’s airport told a teenager who has a feeding tube in his stomach that he had to open his sterile, backup feeding tube so the screener could see it. Or as he compassionately told the sick 14 year old, “I have to open it whether you like it or not. If I can’t open it, I can’t let you on the plane.” Of course, the screener’s grubby-ass hands contaminated the tube, which, of course, the teenager later needed. A TSA spokesperson apologized and said they’re looking into the incident.

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