Please Keep Your Pants in Their Full and Upright Position

A male passenger on a United flight from Washington to Seattle last week was arrested for groping the woman in the seat next to him while she slept.  The two had been chatting, but the woman dozed off (must have been scintillating conversation) and while she slept, the man decided that was a great time to feel her up.  The woman woke up, complained to flight attendants, who summoned onboard air marshalls, and the flight diverted to Pittsburgh where he was jailed. 

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