I have absolutely no idea what you’d do with it, but someone is selling a 727-200 on eBay. It’s not in flying condition, but it’s a steal with a buy it now price of only $100,000. Here are some photos of the plane in better times when it was flying for Northwest and Sunworld. If you’re married to the type of person who would kill you for bringing home something crazy, I think you might as well go big and drag this baby into your front yard. For less than the price of 2 BMW 5 Series, you can have a 727. I’m sooooo jealous if you buy it.