Only because it’s a slow news day will I include a link to a story about Paula Abdul getting pissy about not being able to board a Southwest Airlines flight before everyone else. The only important part is that (supposedly) when a passenger overheard her complaining Southwest staff, he shouted to her: "You’re no Sanjaya."
I’m so embarassed.
…I just remembered that this is not Paula’s first weird Southwest incident: last year she was late for a Southwest flight from Vegas to Burbank and she caused a security breach that made it necessary for all passengers to be-rescreened upon landing. Who knew that she was a Southwest frequent flyer.