Lou Dobbs will be proud: A group of Austrian businessmen are planning to launch Asylum Airlines in the next 3 months. What is Asylum Airlines, you are asking? Well, so many people have unsuccessfully sought asylum in Europe that it has been costing European governments a bundle to return said people back to their countries of origin. This airline will return these poor folk back to Iraq, Sudan, Mauritanian and wherever else for a lower cost than the governments could have done themselves. Supposedly the planes will have padded rooms for passengers who aren’t happy about their flights home. This all sounds like a hoax, but the story has gotten picked up all over. Weird, huh.