A 9 year old who was unhappy in his Tacoma, Washington, decided he would fly to Dallas to runaway from his family. So he somehow boarded a Southwest flight to Phoenix, changed planes, and ended up mistakenly in San Antonio, not Dallas. All of this happened without a ticket or boarding pass, which has puzzled Southwest Airlines officials (as you might imagine). The child has a history of getting into trouble, including stealing a car last week. No word on whether he’ll receive Rapid Rewards miles for the flight.