Please Go To the Bathroom Before You Fly

Nov 30th, 2006 | By Jared Blank

Chinese carrier China Southern has calculated that each toilet flush in the air eats up a liter of fuel. So they’ve come up with a novel solution: they’re asking passengers to go to the bathroom before they fly. Or as they’re saying, "spend your pennies before boarding the aircraft." Or as I would’ve put it, "Don’t piss away our fuel."

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