A California couple was arrested after a Southwest Airlines flight from Phoenix to Raleigh after they refused to stop their, uh, romantic behavior on the aircraft. Flight attendants repeatedly asked the two people to, basically, get the hell off each other, but, for God knows what reason, they declined. Did I mention they were drunk? No? I should mention they were drunk. The worst part of this is that is happened in the close confines of a daylight flight on a 737. Gross. We can debate whether this activity is gross on an empty 747 in the middle of the night, but there is no question it’s just wrong on a Southwest plane. Free nuts, indeed.