Be thankful you weren’t on this one:
A fight broke out on an American Airlines flight from Lima, Peru, to Miami after a passenger decided that his seatmate was smelly. The non-smelly passenger had some sort of freakout about the allegedly smelly passenger using an iPod in -flight. He then poured perfume on the man, poured water on himself (?) and vomited in the aisle. I know, it doesn’t make sense. American officials had denied the non-smelly man boarding the day before because he seemed disturbed. Turned out they were correct.