If you find yourself at Singapore’s Changi Airport, do not (repeat, do not) swear at customs officials. A man was arrested at the airport after he swore at customs officers who asked him to place his baggage through an x-ray machine for a routine check. He was fined S$2000.
In other idiot news, a British man who joked that he had a bomb in his luggage, causing an expensive series of delays at Scotland’s Inverness Airport, was sentenced to two months in prison. Police searched his bag and found candy. And not a candy bomb, either. Just regular candy. Lesson: if you have candy in your bag, don’t say you have a bomb.