Two air marshals were arrested and charged with using their positions to smuggle narcotics on airplanes. The geniuses were brought into custody after an informant delivered 33 pounds (?!) of cocaine to the home of one of the air marshals. Incredibly, the pair were willing to risk their lives and career for a combined $67,000. A nice bonus, don’t get me wrong, but c’mon.
(I stand corrected…JUPNATE lets me know that was a weekly salary. I woulda taken it, too.)