She’s a Little Runway ay ay ay

Bon Jovi’s chartered 707 skidded off the runway after it landed in Hamilton, Ontario, early Sunday morning with the band on board.  Nobody in the band was hurt, but their music still sucks (yes, I stole that from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog).

Newspapers everywhere rejoiced when they learned that a wet runway may have contributed, allowing them to use the headline "Slippery When Wet" with the story.  Har.

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