American Airlines: Fine, We’ll Give You Sundaes

Some people’s lives just suck.

Business class passengers on American Airlines learned recently that the airline was eliminating make-your-own sundaes in business class and replacing them with, wait for it wait for it, PRE-MADE SUNDAES.  Da horror! Da horror!

Before you go storming AA’s offices in Dallas, American has decided that perhaps this wasn’t a great idea and after what I can only imagine was a dozen meetings, has re-instated make your own sundaes.  But only at dinner.  During lunch, you’ll get pre-made, pre-toppinged sundaes with all the gloop, whether you want it or not.

The end.


  1. …but I wanted a Mondae!