MAXjet has yet another sale (good for passengers, can’t be too good for MAXjet) on its all-business class service from New York to London. Round trips are available for $999 through the end of March. Enter code NEWYR1 when checking out.
If you’re too cheap to pay that much for a ticket, JetBlue has $59 tickets from Newark to San Juan, Puerto Rico. You can’t complain about that, either.