Cruise for $2 a Night
Aug 18th, 2005 | By Jared BlankEasyCruise, a new cruiseline launched by the founder of EasyJet, is offering $2 per night cruises in the Caribbean. Really. $2. Keep in mind that the EasyCruise ships are not exactly the Love Boat, but rather gussied up ferries (gussied up? Is that even a word? Does someone even edit this thing?) But if you’re looking for a crazy cheap way to island hop a bit, how can you beat this?
You asked “gussied up? Is that even a word?”…
From the “Celebrity Jeopardy!” sketch on the episode of Saturday Night Live first broadcast on Saturday March 20, 1999:
“Sean Connery: I’ve got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
** Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man? **
Alex Trebek: It’s not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I’ve ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don’t mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I’ll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It’s not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There’s no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I’m not.
Sean Connery: Well, you’re sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!”
In other news, I have read this blog from the current day back to this entry, simply because I enjoy your wry stylings. Keep up the good work!