Who the Hell is Jason Blank?

Online Travel Review got a nice quote in the Fort Worth Star Telegram yesterday, but it was attributed to my alter ego Jason Blank.  Don’t trust what you read in the newspaper…

My parents may be laughing if they read this, as it is rumored that prior to my birth my father asked my mother if he could invent a child named Jason so he could take a tax write-off.  She said no (or so they tell me). 


  1. Thank you for the tip.we will be looking for your parents. By the way your estate is history.