Vibrator Tales

A nominee for Best Story of the Year:

A small airport in Australia was closed down over the weekend because of a vibrator. The sex toy was mistaken for a bomb as it was found, um, vibrating in a piece of luggage. That’s not a euphemism, it was actually in a piece of luggage. Macay Airport was closed for an hour so a bomb squad could defuse the situation.

3 Comments.

  1. you missed the best part of the story. From the police spokeswoman: “She said in retrospect the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator — but it was better to be safe then sorry.”

    I assume her sharply honed police skills are what enables her to know exactly what a vibrator sounds like.

  2. The good thing about love field is that it takes little or no time to get from the runway to the gate upon landing… it’s the same tale with HOU and IAH… anyone notice that when taking continental it takes almost 15 minutes to taxi, whereas when taking southwest it takes 3 min tops?

  3. Yeah, a 3-minute taxi makes it barely worth breaking out one’s vibrator. Whereas 15…