Something Stinky This Way Comes

A Continental Airlines passenger traveling from Anchorage reported that the airline misplaced his luggage 2 weeks ago. Oh, the luggage was 40 pounds of halibut. The airline could not find the misplaced fish (local penguins and dolphins weren’t talking) until this week, when airport workers smelled “a ton of rotting fish” under a conveyor belt at Anchorage’s airport. The fish was thrown out without being returned to its rightful owner.

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