Wow, 2 Independence Air stories in a row (actually, you’ll be reading this one first, so this is the first of 2 stories for you. Whatever). Anyway, Independence Air said that they’ll be using celebrities to do the airline’s in-flight announcements. Those celebrities include Chuck Berry. I’m not making that up. Chuck, as you may recall, has had a bit of trouble in the past when he was caught videotaping women in the bathroom.
Ladies and gentlemen, there are two lavatories located in the rear of the plane. I’d like to remind you that tampering with smoke detectors, smoking, and videotaping are all prohibited in the bathroom.