Two terminals were evacuated in the past couple of days. An abandoned suitcase was found in Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport, leading officials to evacuate 200 passengers. Nothing of note was found.

In San Antonio, police closed the terminal for 30 minutes after hair care product was mistaken for TNT. The explosive, not the cable network. I don’t know how the two were confused, but they were.

Finally, Thailand’s fearless prime minister has told the US that Thailand will not place armed guards on flights from that country to the US, as the US government has requested.